Weird Sex II

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  1. JamesWhitehead

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    "A search of the house found a partially scrawled note denying knowledge of the shooting, the court heard."

    Yup, that always throws them off the scent! :huh:
     
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    I was wondering today what the earliest Weird Sex posts were. Had our notions of weird changed with the times?

    Sadly, the original Weird Sex thread seems to have disappeared, leaving only this sequel. :frust:

    A bit before our time, but a taste of the kinds of thing we might be missing!


    "Just before the fire that demolished part of Windsor Castle in 1992, a caretaker there was arrested for performing an undisclosed sex act with a jar of Bovril in the same chapel in which the conflagration began." :yay:
     
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    Since consent is unlikely to have been given (informed or otherwise) this becomes an ever-more serious spread of charges.

    Like it (or not) this leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth. I mean, why couldn't he just've kept a lid on it, instead of getting so totally screwed-up?

    And to make it worse, there will likely have been an oral dimension at some point (it does make you sh-udder, doesn't it?)

    People should not just assume this is is a load of old bull. In essence, they may be right, but they've got to concentrate on the stock in hand, and not get steered away into the horns of some ancient cultural controvery.

    What it boils-down to, at any layer of analysis, he was bad. And, if he shared his dabbling, either by trying spread the blame (nay, even trying to blame the spread) this just all dissolves into a dark sticky mess that no-one should want (nor need) to come to. Or to come, too. Tu?
     
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    Bovril-and-the-Pope lower.jpg

    Windsor . . . the Vatican . . is there no end to this depravity!

    :willy:
     
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    Ermintruder Existential pixelfixer

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    At least we can be reassured that the Holy Father probably didn't get himself into hot water...

    Now, if this had been a contemporary papal paparazzi picture, they might've shown him publicly-swinging his thurible, which would stink the place out and make us all feel vaguely smoked.

    Anyway, we should avoid conspicing* spreads and sex. It cannot lead to a good place.

    [​IMG]

    (* that's either a conjugation of second-person singular present active imperative, or it isn't)
     
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    Thanks for that. It still does not show up for me when I search but the link works fine. :yay:
     
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    Never let it be said that they get nun.
     
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    This is a really strange story:
    https://np.reddit.com/r/casualiama/...exico_to_buy_chemicals_to_humanely/?context=0

    Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

    Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

    Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

    Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy, I decided life wasn't so bad after all.

    EDIT 1: This didn't cure my depression. It convinced me not to kill myself. There's a difference. My depression is in recovery now due to hard work and dedication.
     
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    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    Thanks for the advice! I may take a trip to Mexico.
     
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    And let's be honest, we've all been there .. it just took him longer than the rest of us to learn ..
     
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