Discussion in 'General Forteana' started by gattino, May 26, 2012.
Quite a collection there!
Not a newspaper but it made me smile anyway: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/famous-festive-font-faux-pas-marcus-simmons
Excellent! 'Fuckering' is my new favourite swear word.
"Who's got my fuckering car keys"?"
This one obviously isn't from a newspaper but it does raise eyebrows:
Start 'em young!
They can drink the cheap stuff, their taste buds aren't fully developed yet.
*Humphrey Bogart goes and collects beer and wines*
Does this count?
I love a good cannibalism joke, but this will have to do:
Soylent Green...is people!
Hey... spoilers, man.
"Teacher accused of sex with student made learning fun"
That Soylent Green is such a mensch. Does this clown taste funny to you?
The longest fingers in the world!
Give Dad What He Always Wanted.
Her hand seems a foot long. Extra Forteana freakshow benefits. Well spotted Yithian. This is what happens when inbreeding takes hold.
Not a newspaper or a magazine but certainly unfortunate.
Looks like UKIP's got a new leader
If we are allowed to do signs here...
On new traffic legislation....
“It’s a Speed Trap!’’
Cheaper than a coffin. And you get somewhere to store your shoes.
Especially good for hiding skeletons.
A good 'un
This is the kind of thread that brings my ambivalence towards the 'like' button to the fore: having 'liked' a few of these it would be churlish not to 'like' all of them...it's like a full-time job and I think I should be eligible for some sort of grant to buy a new mouse and purchase arthritis medicines from iffy websites.
In other words...
Separate names with a comma.