Unfortunate Advertising Layouts

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    Excellent! 'Fuckering' is my new favourite swear word.
     
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    "Who's got my fuckering car keys"?"
     
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    This one obviously isn't from a newspaper but it does raise eyebrows:
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    They can drink the cheap stuff, their taste buds aren't fully developed yet.
     
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    *Humphrey Bogart goes and collects beer and wines*
     
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    I love a good cannibalism joke, but this will have to do:
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    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    Soylent Green...is people!
     
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    Hey... spoilers, man.
     
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    That Soylent Green is such a mensch. Does this clown taste funny to you?
     
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    Endogamy anyone? newspaper37.jpg
     
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    The longest fingers in the world!
     
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    Give Dad What He Always Wanted.
     
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    Her hand seems a foot long. Extra Forteana freakshow benefits. Well spotted Yithian. This is what happens when inbreeding takes hold.
     
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    Not a newspaper or a magazine but certainly unfortunate.

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    Looks like UKIP's got a new leader
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    If we are allowed to do signs here...

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    On new traffic legislation....
    β€œIt’s a Speed Trap!’’
     
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    Cheaper than a coffin. And you get somewhere to store your shoes.
     
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    Especially good for hiding skeletons.
     
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    This is the kind of thread that brings my ambivalence towards the 'like' button to the fore: having 'liked' a few of these it would be churlish not to 'like' all of them...it's like a full-time job and I think I should be eligible for some sort of grant to buy a new mouse and purchase arthritis medicines from iffy websites.
     
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    In other words...

     
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