Things That Make You Go... WTF?

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  1. Swifty

    Swifty Generation Y

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    I'll take that as a "no" then .. if you shoplift tomorrow Max, I'm calling the police on you. AND don't say I didn't warn you.
     
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  2. Swifty

    Swifty Generation Y

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    If you ever found yourself in the situation of being in a wet suit full of water for whatever reason .. well .. you'd just sit down to do this wouldn't you ? .. it's sort of fun to watch though ..

     
  3. maximus otter

    maximus otter Recovering policeman

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    They’d better come mob-handed. Most of the foetuses l see out on the cobbles look like a matchstick with the wood scraped off.

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  4. Swifty

    Swifty Generation Y

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    .. well in that case

    POLICE SQUAD

     
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  5. titch

    titch Justified & Ancient

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    The price of skips is a right WTF. This was £800 and green stuff only .
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  6. Bigphoot2

    Bigphoot2 Carbon Based Infestation

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    That was no wet suit... :)
     
  7. Yithian

    Yithian Intergalactic Space Crusader Staff Member

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    I can find no context for this sign, which demands context.

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  8. Shady

    Shady WHOOOOOOO ARE YOU?

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    might be an , over, missing after falling :D
     
  9. Mythopoeika

    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    So using a baseball bat is OK?
     
  10. kamalktk

    kamalktk Justified & Ancient

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    Martin Shkreli has been sentenced to eight years in prison for trying to mess with the Wu Tang Clan.
     
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    Bigphoot2 Carbon Based Infestation

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    Just get your lawyer to say you have a rare mental condition where you think people's heads are baseballs.
     
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  12. Mythopoeika

    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    Yeah, it's like a personal message to Snake Plissken.
     
  13. jimv1

    jimv1 Analogue Boy

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    Snakes fall off steep inclines. My sister in used to live in LA and they’d always be dropping over the wall into her yard. Which leads to the most synchronistic event I’ve heard in a long time. But that’s another story.
     
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  14. GingerTabby

    GingerTabby Carbon-based life form

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    Do tell!! :)
     
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  15. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    It’s cuz Samuel L. Jackson has thrown all those motherf***ing snakes offa that motherf***ing plane.
     
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    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    A whole new meaning to horseplay.

    A nightclub in Miami has lost its licence after a scantily clad woman rode a horse on the premises.

    Video from the Mokai Lounge in South Beach showed the white horse being led into a throng of clubbers. The animal then appears to trip or dip towards the floor, throwing off its rider.

    The footage captures screams, followed by cheering as the animal is led away.

    The club is under investigation for possible animal cruelty and endangering public safety.

    Miami Beach Police tweeted that they had traced the horse and performed a welfare check.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43360803
     
  17. GNC

    GNC King-Sized Canary

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    Sounds like someone really bought into the whole Bianca Jagger at Studio 54 legend...
     
  18. Mythopoeika

    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    So they lost their licence because of the actions of an individual not connected to the club? Bit unfair.
    Also - no word about the welfare of the scantily-clad woman who was thrown off the horse?
     
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    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    She is in a stable condition.
     
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    escargot Beloved of Ra

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    One assumes there are door staff who should have kept the horse out but didn't, which implies either a lack of responsibility or their participation in a stunt. Either way it's the management's fault.
     
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    Vardoger Bring the Beat Back!!

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  22. Austin Popper

    Austin Popper Emperor of Antarctica

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    I would bet there is a lot more to the story than can be found on line. Crap like that does not usually happen with establishments that aren't already on thin ice, as far as officialdom is concerned.
     
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  23. Swifty

    Swifty Generation Y

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    David Plankton Antediluvian

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  25. Mythopoeika

    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    Remember to keep 'em peeled!
     
  26. kamalktk

    kamalktk Justified & Ancient

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    Do we know her neigh-m?
     
  27. ramonmercado

    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    That's a mare detail.
     
  28. mikfez

    mikfez Generally Bewildered

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    We hav
    We have a local crime-fighting FB group - Holderness Blues and Twos - on the whole, they provide a good community service but there are often "sent in by member" posts about men in white van looking suspicious along with reg numbers and photos.
     
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  29. Dr_Baltar

    Dr_Baltar Left Foot of God

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    I believe it's Whinnyfred.
     
  30. Andy X

    Andy X Portent

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    Hay, please don't bridle at my contribution, but I love that old chestnut:

    Comedy character #1: "Always ignore the naysayers"

    Comedy character #2: "What? Horses?" ('neigh-sayers')

    Crops up on a Radio 4 sitcom about once a year :)

    *ahem*
     
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