Misinterpreted Headlines

Discussion in 'General Forteana' started by Anonymous, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. Mythopoeika

    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    Higher coffee consumption just leads to higher alertness, so people don't die in accidents.
    But...it can lead to heart palpitations and make it difficult to get a full night's sleep.
     
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    Min Bannister Justified & Ancient

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    I keep wondering why all the news outlets suddenly have such a downer on Catatonia. :wide:
     
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    Xanatic* Justified & Ancient

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    One that disappointed me was "How I accidentally turned my father in to ICE"

    Turns out ICE is an acronym for a government agency.
     
  4. Krepostnoi

    Krepostnoi Bug Bunny

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    There's an active thread on here at the moment, the title of which I keep reading as "Credibility in Urology". No, I'm not taking the piss.
     
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    poozler Ephemeral Spectre

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    kamalktk Justified & Ancient

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    MorningAngel Abominable Snowman

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  8. Mythopoeika

    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    Frasier Buddolph CAUTION: May not know what he's talking about.

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    Urologists' credibility is underpinned by peer review . . .
     
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    David Plankton Antediluvian

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    Scanning the page, for a moment I really thought they had called her Stroud Maternity Unit.

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  11. Mythopoeika

    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    The baby's name is Lena Elizabeth.
     
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    kamalktk Justified & Ancient

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    Moon Unit Zappa approves of that name.
     

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