Lost & Found

Discussion in 'Fortean News Stories' started by Anonymous, May 3, 2002.

  1. Wreckless

    Wreckless Junior Acolyte

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    Always check with the wife first. They generally have them.
     
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  2. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Non smokers will rightly consider this more of a curse than a blessing but I've just found half a packet of rolling tobacco .. so nearly ten quids worth!, it was on the floor outside the primary school so I wasn't keen on going through the security gates etc to start wandering around asking if anyone had lost it lest I get on someone's nonce radar or something .. Brucey Bonus ! :)
     
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  3. David Plankton

    David Plankton Justified & Ancient

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    What sort? When I smoked I used to get either Golden Virginia or Old Holborn.
     
  4. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Pall Mall ... now it's Pall Mall mixed with what I had left of Gold Leaf ..
     
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  5. Shady

    Shady Bring me Dreamies Human

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    At least ya hope that's what is in the packet
     
  6. David Plankton

    David Plankton Justified & Ancient

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    I once dropped a tin of tobacco on the carpet at a biker friend’s house, so I swept it up as best as I could and never mentioned it to him.
    But I had to chuck it out because it now had toenail clippings and pubes mixed in with it.
     
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    escargot Beloved of Ra

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    So pubes and toenail clippings were less savoury than pure tobacco? :rollingw:
     
  8. escargot

    escargot Beloved of Ra

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    Last year I found a pack of ciggies at work, well, a box of 10 with about 6 left. I took it home as I know a few smokers and it ended up rattling round in my car's glove box for a couple of weeks.

    Eventually someone spotted it and I handed it over and forgot about it.

    A while later the person told me that he'd shared the pack with a friend, who'd found a lump of weed in it!

    They'd had a nice smoke together and toasted my good name in pungent fumes.
     
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  9. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    You can get a great buzz off of pubes and toenail clippings!

    Uhh, err, so I’ve heard.
     
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    David Plankton Justified & Ancient

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    - Butthole Surfers, The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave.
     
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    Cochise Justified & Ancient

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    Back when I smoked and went to parties there was of course the morning after - when rollies were made out of whatever you could find unsmoked in ashtrays. That woke you up in time to get to the pub for lunchtime...

    And then there was the time the coke got spilled on the carpet.

    The fun we had :)
     
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  12. maximus otter

    maximus otter Recovering policeman

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    You don't have the "Need to Know."
    Some inner city 6-year old will be cursing you at break time...

    maximus otter
     
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  13. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Well if they want a fight, they can bring it on ..
     
  14. maximus otter

    maximus otter Recovering policeman

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    Pick the hills you're prepared to die on...

    [​IMG]

    maximus otter
     
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    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    I've got some dog poo on a stick. They don't stand a chance man.
     
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    cycleboy2 Ephemeral Spectre

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    Trainee chefs have to buy their kit somewhere...
     
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    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    That is the uber-weapon.
     
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