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  1. Dinobot

    Dinobot Justified and Ancient

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    In the event of an atomic war
    though I guess we've discussed this before
    Duck your head 'tween your knees
    Fart out a horde of bees
     
  2. INT21

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    In the event of an atomic war
    though I guess we've discussed this before
    Duck your head 'tween your knees
    and try not to sneeze
     
  3. Recycled1

    Recycled1 Justified and Ancient

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    In the event of an atomic war
    though I guess we've discussed this before
    Duck your head 'tween your knees
    and try not to sneeze
    Or you'll get more than you bargained for!

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    At my age, I'm not easily scared
     
  4. Tigerhawk

    Tigerhawk Great Old One

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    At my age, I'm not easily scared
    Although my arse is always bared
     
  5. INT21

    INT21 Great Old One

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    At my age, I'm not easily scared
    Although my arse is always bared
    to arctic winds
     
  6. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    At my age, I'm not easily scared
    Although my arse is always bared
    to arctic winds
    And dancing Finns
     
  7. GNC

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    At my age, I'm not easily scared
    Although my arse is always bared
    to arctic winds
    And dancing Finns
    How would Captain Scott have then fared?

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    I'm here from the future to say
     
  8. INT21

    INT21 Great Old One

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    I'm here from the future to say
    that your bad debts will not go away
     
  9. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    I'm here from the future to say
    that your bad debts will not go away
    To avoid extra feed
     
  10. INT21

    INT21 Great Old One

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    I'm here from the future to say
    that your bad debts will not go away
    To avoid extra feed
    strange sentence, indeed.
     
  11. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    Sorry I meant to type "fees". Ah well, no weirder than half the stuff you all come up with.
     
  12. Recycled1

    Recycled1 Justified and Ancient

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    Send some nude piccies, please -
    If they're good, it might save the day!

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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
     
  13. INT21

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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
    an old selfy when sucking a 'zube'
     
  14. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    Thanks, Recycles!

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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
    an old selfie when sucking a 'zube'
    While you cringe in dismay
     
  15. GNC

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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
    an old selfie when sucking a 'zube'
    While you cringe in dismay
    Suddenly you feel gay
     
  16. Recycled1

    Recycled1 Justified and Ancient

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    an old selfie when sucking a 'zube'
    While you cringe in dismay
    Suddenly you feel gay
    Finds you reaching for your tube of lube! *



    *Please note I only submitted this line because it rhymed! :))

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring

     
  17. Tigerhawk

    Tigerhawk Great Old One

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring
    But when I'm drunk, I'm firing
     
  18. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring
    But when I'm drunk, I'm firing
    My guns 'round the house
     
  19. Recycled1

    Recycled1 Justified and Ancient

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring
    But when I'm drunk, I'm firing
    My guns 'round the house
    Shouting"Take that, you louse!"
     
  20. GNC

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring
    But when I'm drunk, I'm firing
    My guns 'round the house
    Shouting"Take that, you louse!"
    No wonder that no one's admiring.

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    Are computer games now like real life?
     

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