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  1. IamSundog

    IamSundog Not insane

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    Sorry I meant to type "fees". Ah well, no weirder than half the stuff you all come up with.
     
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    Recycled1 Justified & Ancient

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    I'm here from the future to say
    that your bad debts will not go away
    To avoid extra fees
    Send some nude piccies, please -
    If they're good, it might save the day!

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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
     
  3. INT21

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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
    an old selfy when sucking a 'zube'
     
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    IamSundog Not insane

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    Thanks, Recycles!

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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
    an old selfie when sucking a 'zube'
    While you cringe in dismay
     
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    Take a look at yourself on YouTube
    an old selfie when sucking a 'zube'
    While you cringe in dismay
    Suddenly you feel gay
     
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    Recycled1 Justified & Ancient

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    an old selfie when sucking a 'zube'
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    Finds you reaching for your tube of lube! *



    *Please note I only submitted this line because it rhymed! :))

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring

     
  7. Tigerhawk

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring
    But when I'm drunk, I'm firing
     
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    IamSundog Not insane

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    I'm really quite shy and retiring
    But when I'm drunk, I'm firing
    My guns 'round the house
     
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    Shouting"Take that, you louse!"
     
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    I'm really quite shy and retiring
    But when I'm drunk, I'm firing
    My guns 'round the house
    Shouting"Take that, you louse!"
    No wonder that no one's admiring.

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    Are computer games now like real life?
     
  11. INT21

    INT21 Justified & Ancient

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    Are computer games now like real life?
    All full of trouble and strife
     
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    Are computer games now like real life?
    All full of trouble and strife
    Super Mario?
     
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    IamSundog Not insane

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    Are computer games now like real life?
    All full of trouble and strife
    Super Mario?
    He sells meth in the bario
     
  14. INT21

    INT21 Justified & Ancient

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    Are computer games now like real life?
    All packed full of trouble and strife
    Super Mario?
    He sells meth in the bario
    No wonder he can't get a wife.


    Now Sonics the one you should watch
     
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    IamSundog Not insane

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    Now Sonics the one you should watch
    His older brother's Sasquatch
     
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    Now Sonics the one you should watch
    His older brother's Sasquatch
    Super Heroes abound
     
  17. Dinobot

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    Now Sonic's the one you should watch
    His older brother's Sasquatch
    Super Heroes abound
    And they run around
     
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    Now Sonic's the one you should watch
    His older brother's Sasquatch
    Super Heroes abound
    And they run around
    Doing deeds that are truly top notch!

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    I like games that challenge your brain (true)
     
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    I like games that challenge your brain
    My mind's grown so much it's insane
     
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    I like games that challenge your brain
    My mind's grown so much it's insane
    the things that I know
     
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    IamSundog Not insane

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    I like games that challenge your brain
    My mind's grown so much it's insane
    the things that I know
    Just bring Faustian woe
     
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    I like games that challenge your brain
    My mind's grown so much it's insane
    the things that I know
    Just bring Faustian woe
    So you dealt with the Devil, What pain !

    Now you knew that Old Nick can't be trusted
     
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    Now you knew that Old Nick can't be trusted
    And when all things are done and dusted
     
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    Now you knew that Old Nick can't be trusted
    And when all things are done and dusted
    You'll sure go to Hell
     
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    Now you knew that Old Nick can't be trusted
    And when all things are done and dusted
    You'll sure go to Hell
    Where your gonads will swell
     
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    Now you knew that Old Nick can't be trusted
    And when all things are done and dusted
    You'll sure go to Hell
    Where your gonads will swell
    Until they're all gone and busted

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    There's a mess all over the place!
     
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    Blood and gore I just cannot face
     
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    There's a mess all over the place!
    Blood and gore I just cannot face
    But Jeremy's here
     
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    There's a mess all over the place!
    Blood and gore I just cannot face
    But Jeremy's here
    He'll mop up with no fear
     
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    There's a mess all over the place!
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    But Jeremy's here
    He'll mop up with no fear
    And claim it's a Tory disgrace.

    But when Theresa starts wielding her axe
     

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