Let Us Know You're Safe

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  1. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Thanks mate X ... and this sloppy song is for all you lovely lot who've wished my Mrs good luck tomorrow although Escargot's right, they do love shoving cameras in people for any reason these days so I'm sure she'll be fine. I've told her it's probably just a massive fart ...

    Dedicated to all of you fine lot here on the FT board this Sunday morning .. then get to church you heathens! :)

     
  2. Rerenny

    Rerenny Justified & Ancient

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    if you build a camera, you have to shove it somewhere otherwise why build the camera? Mrs Swifty will come out of this absolutely fine but with an interesting perspective to stick in the family album! love and luck to her and to you x
     
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  3. Shady

    Shady Bring me Dreamies Human

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    DO NOT STICK THE PICTURE ON HERE :rofl:
     
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  4. Yithian

    Yithian Last Man Standing Staff Member

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    No - it won't work.

    Upload it elsewhere and provide a link.
     
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  5. Rerenny

    Rerenny Justified & Ancient

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    I effing love this place! You gorgeous, clever bstds!
     
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  6. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Thanks you lot XX ..and as Rerenny said :cool:
     
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    Dinobot Justified & Ancient

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    They have to stick it somewhere...
     
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  8. Yithian

    Yithian Last Man Standing Staff Member

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    I, too, have one such photograph, but I'm not entirely sure where it is as we've moved home twice since it was taken.

    Now I come to think about it, perhaps I ought to be concerned about the fact that I don't know where it is!
     
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  9. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    She's had the all clear, it isn't cancer :glee::glee::glee::glee:

    She was in there for about two hours so we were getting nervous but didn't want to wind each other up .. then they called her Mum in which got me a bit freaked out, then they both came out and Mum gave us the thumbs up and a big smile ...

    Thanks again to everyone for your kind thoughts and messages XX .... even better, they gave her some sedatives so she's stoned with a big daft smile on her face and is talking absolute bollocks at the moment while I cook her pizza. :kiss:
     
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  10. ramonmercado

    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    Great new!

    Whats the story with the iron?
     
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  11. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    (Ramon's earlier quote):
    Yep, you were spot on correct sir! ;) ... except it's not enough iron in her blood mate so I'll be fetching some pills for her today ... she may also be celliac or have IBS but we're just buzzing that's it's not cancer ..

    We all went to ASDA afterwards, she was with her Mum and away with the fairies .. I bought a cheeseburger, tried to eat it outside, felt sick and almost got to the toilets in time before throwing up. I tend to do that if I get over anxious about anything :rolleyes: ... other than that, happy days man !

     
  12. Andy X

    Andy X Portent

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    Excellent news! You must be exhausted with worrying...take the rest of the day off :)

    Inconsiderate of them not to offer you any of the sedatives though.
     
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  13. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    At least I didn't puke on the shop floor though, there's always that. I managed to get into the gents before puking on that floor instead ... I just chucked loo roll on it and did the walk of shame to customer services who were very kind.
     
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  14. Krepostnoi

    Krepostnoi Hoarse Bronzeman

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    So glad to hear that, Swifty!
     
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    Coal Gentleman, scholar, acrobat.

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    Fantastic good news Swifty. *manly hug (2s)with two hand slaps on back*
     
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    Shady Bring me Dreamies Human

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    Brill Swifty, :D big hugs from me :grouphug:
     
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    Shady Bring me Dreamies Human

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    There are many places, each undesirable, for some, anyway :p
    Yes, you should be, someone somewhere is perhaps traumatised because of your ass
     
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    Yithian Last Man Standing Staff Member

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    It wouldn't be the first time...
     
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  19. GNC

    GNC King-Sized Canary

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    That is a relief, Swifty. Better safe than sorry, and now you can sleep easier.
     
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    Bigphoot2 Justified & Ancient

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    Great news Swifty. Maybe you should borrow some of Mrs Swifty's sedatives :)
    :clap::revelry::clap::glee::grouphug::glee:
     
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  21. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    I've had tons off sedatives out of that hospital over the last couple of years .... I was tripping so hard a while back on my ward, Frideswide had to calm me down online .... they were very effective.
     
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  22. Dinobot

    Dinobot Justified & Ancient

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    Excellent news! Champagne and caviar/tea and cake/fizzy pop and ice cream for everyone!
     
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    skinny Justified & Ancient

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    So relieved for your mrs, mate. Thanks for letting us know.
     
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  24. Frideswide

    Frideswide Princess (PeteByrdie Certificated)

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    Swifty I am THRILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :kiss::grouphug::kiss:
     
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    Quake42 Warrior Princess

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    Great news Swifty.
     
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  26. Ringo

    Ringo Well-hung member

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    It is great news. Spoil her rotten, Swifty.

    "It's only when the wind rocks the apple tree that you realise how precious the fruit is."*



    *Not ancient Japanese wisdom. More like modern Ringo-on-the-sofa.
     
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    escargot Beloved of Ra

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    :cool: Brilliant news! Can't tell you how glad we are for you both.
     
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    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    She told me off when her meds wore off last night for leaving a wet open umbrella in the porch that bashed our blinds ... she's fine :cool:
     
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    GingerTabby Carbon-based life form

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    Wonderful news, Swifty! All the best to both of you.
     
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    JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector

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    I'm adapting this line for my next porn epic! Meanwhile, so glad to hear that worst-fears don't usually come to pass! :)
     
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