Discussion in 'Chat' started by rynner2, Dec 31, 2007.
come on spill the beans.
hint: There's a branch with a stubby end pointing upwards in the middle of the picture.
It's a species of bug known as the Prick Insect.
Today’s good deed.
This afternoon at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £19.50, but when she looked in her handbag she realised she’d forgotten her purse. I thought she was probably someone’s gran and I’d like to think someone would have helped my gran out when she was alive. She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted, and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
You call that an impressive simulacrum?
... is an impressive simulacrum!
If your going to have one have a big un.
Or a tiny little woman.
That's a normal sized one isn't it ?
Is that the sound of Mrs Swifty laughing in the background?
Dunno I've never heard her laugh
Well it has been cold lately ..
One of her best qualities Coal, completely un self conscious, the same as her smile (altogether now ... bleuuurgh !!)
You can tell it's getting near Christmas
The latest in a long line of scandals to hit Hollywood
He is Groot.
Right...trust escargot to be the first to spot this. But surely ladies don't have to get married to obtain wood these days.
Superhero logos and what they mean
My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated. He said just think in colors. Fill your plate with bright colors: greens, yellows, reds, etc and keep a balance between all colors.
After I got home, I assembled a bowl of M&Ms with equal amounts of green, yellow and red. After I ate it, I felt better immediately.
T'was the night before Christmas,
and all over the house,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
I knew I should have changed the battery in that carbon monoxide alarm!
On that subject... a classic ad for Scotland's other national drink
Getting ready for this Christmas l went up into the attic, where l discovered a present from last year. We’d forgotten to deliver it, and it was still wrapped in its plastic.
Pity, the kids would have loved that puppy.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman ?
It's so cold outside I saw our local MP with his hands in his own pocket.
Deja poo: the feeling you've heard this crap before.
The AA have warned anyone travelling in icy and snowy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24hr supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads
I felt a right idiot sitting on the bus with all that.
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