Discussion in 'Chat' started by rynner2, Dec 31, 2007.
"Giving up saddles for Lent was the best penance evah!"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender?"
Awww .. except he's got 'guilty face' .. that's a lap top in front of him, he's been looking at hamster pron.
I had no idea that the Monty Python crew did an entire episode for the Germans ..
Brilliant! More of this kind of thing!
This is the only episode I'm aware of ... perhaps more will surface? ..
I remember seeing it on BBC2 many years ago.
Too alive to eat? Not for the Japanese.
Every "lazy susan" should have one! :rofl:
A meal that fights back! Karma.
Simple prank, well played:
JUDGE RULES BOY LEGALLY OWNS MAN IN BEAR COSTUME
A man in a bar sees a woman with large and perfectly-formed breasts. He approaches her and asks politely, "Excuse me, would you allow me to bite your breasts for £1000?" She agrees, and he discretely leads her off to a secluded corner of the bar. In the shadows, she opens her blouse and the man buries his face into her cleavage for 10 minutes.
Eventually the woman extricates herself and hisses irritably, "Aren't you going to bite them?"
"No," he replies. "It's much too expensive."
But the "fake news media" won't report it. Sad.
A bit more Jim Jeffries stand up comedy NSFW or political correctness
Jim Jeffries takes his disabled mate to a brothel .... obviously NSFW ..
A bloke stopped me in town last night and tried to sell me 3 Wonderwoman dolls, a Lara Croft, and two Supergirl dolls.
I think he may have been a heroine dealer.
I just asked Siri, "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
She said "It will, and don't call me Shirley"
I'd forgotten to take my phone off airplane mode.
Kid visits the cockpit .. hilarity ensues .. Allan's Snack Bar ..
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