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Discussion in 'Chat' started by rynner2, Dec 31, 2007.

Do you have a GSOH?

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  2. Sometimes

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  3. No

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  4. What's a GSOH?

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  1. JamesWhitehead

    JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector

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    "Giving up saddles for Lent was the best penance evah!" :evil:
     
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    kamalktk Justified & Ancient

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    A termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender?"
     
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    GingerTabby Carbon-based life form

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    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Awww .. except he's got 'guilty face' .. that's a lap top in front of him, he's been looking at hamster pron.
     
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    Bigphoot2 Justified & Ancient

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    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    I had no idea that the Monty Python crew did an entire episode for the Germans ..

     
  9. rynner2

    rynner2 Great Old One

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    Brilliant! More of this kind of thing!
     
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    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    This is the only episode I'm aware of ... perhaps more will surface? ..
     
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    Bigphoot2 Justified & Ancient

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    I remember seeing it on BBC2 many years ago.
     
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    OneWingedBird Antediluvian

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    Vardoger Skeptical by nature

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    Too alive to eat? Not for the Japanese.
     
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    JamesWhitehead Piffle Prospector

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    Every "lazy susan" should have one! :rofl:
     
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    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    A meal that fights back! Karma.
     
  16. Yithian

    Yithian Last Man Standing Staff Member

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    Simple prank, well played:
    [​IMG]

    Follow-up story:
    JUDGE RULES BOY LEGALLY OWNS MAN IN BEAR COSTUME
     
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    Yithian Last Man Standing Staff Member

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    A man in a bar sees a woman with large and perfectly-formed breasts. He approaches her and asks politely, "Excuse me, would you allow me to bite your breasts for £1000?" She agrees, and he discretely leads her off to a secluded corner of the bar. In the shadows, she opens her blouse and the man buries his face into her cleavage for 10 minutes.

    Eventually the woman extricates herself and hisses irritably, "Aren't you going to bite them?"

    "No," he replies. "It's much too expensive."
     
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    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    But the "fake news media" won't report it. Sad.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    A bit more Jim Jeffries stand up comedy NSFW or political correctness

     
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    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Jim Jeffries takes his disabled mate to a brothel .... obviously NSFW ..

     
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    A bloke stopped me in town last night and tried to sell me 3 Wonderwoman dolls, a Lara Croft, and two Supergirl dolls.
    I think he may have been a heroine dealer.
     
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    I just asked Siri, "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
    She said "It will, and don't call me Shirley"
    I'd forgotten to take my phone off airplane mode.
     
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    Coal Sure, we're all wrong. Makes complete sense.

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    :rofl:
     
  30. Swifty

    Swifty Beloved of Ra

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    Kid visits the cockpit .. hilarity ensues .. Allan's Snack Bar ..

     
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