Discussion in 'Latest Fortean News' started by Anonymous, Jan 25, 2003.
I also sympathise with him.
“Grandfather’s testicle explodes.”
It must take quite an explosion to earn a headline in Bolton.
I can't get the Bolton News to load in my browser but the story - needlesss to say- has turned up in The Sun.
Medical literature reveals some cases of testicular abscesses where salmonella strains are found. All in cases of immunocompromised patients.
The time-scale is left obscure but it may be hard to establish that genitals swollen to ten times their size could be attributed to an unwashed Tunisian salad
Man dressed as penguin attacked on train
Butcher smashes way out of freezer using black pudding
Watching the video of him being interviewed in that link, he says this is the second time he's been trapped in that walk in freezer, I've used a few walk in freezers through jobs and thought it was impossible to not be able to let yourself out ... he obviously needs to buy a new door ..
or keep a close watch on his colleagues
No colleague present that day so *twirls Poirot moustache* .. it was the customer who asked him to go in and fetch the bones that he mentioned .. both times!
Very suspicious....he doesn't live near Midsomer by any chance?
Was his pudding black before he used it to force open the door?
RACIST !! .. (I'm not sure why I called you a racist just then, it just seems fashionable to shout racist these days so I thought I'd do it)
HOMOPHOBE! I just think you're afraid of your home.
(With apologies to Peter Kay).
I reckon you're only straight because you're a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body!
ZENOPHOBE ! .. because you can't handle Zen Buddhists .. you bastard !
But, but, but...I've got nothing against pre-Socratic Greek philosophers of the 5th century BC!
That's what they all say .. I bet you're even "good friends" with some of "them" ..
That baby looks uncannily like Oliver Hardy!
Not for long...
If he is, how would he know?
Yeah, that's what I call 'meta-physical'...
Metaphysical is all one word .. I only know that because I've just looked it up. I still don't know what it means but you've got an honest face Coal so I agree with you.
An honest Coal face?
Coal is *drumroll* .. COALFACE!
(I put the hyphen in to emphasis the 'physical', you know 'good friends'. I don't know why I bother...)
Misplaces apostrophes really annoy me
It's an abbreviation of 'Boneheads'
Foreign outlets struggle to translate “shithole” for their readers. This Croatian paper used “vukojebina,” meaning “the place wolves like to fuck.” No joke.
Maine group raising money for pony’s penis surgery
Mummy with syphillis revealed to be Boris Johnson relation
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