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    I also sympathise with him.
     
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    Grandfather’s testicle explodes.”

    It must take quite an explosion to earn a headline in Bolton.

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    Watching the video of him being interviewed in that link, he says this is the second time he's been trapped in that walk in freezer, I've used a few walk in freezers through jobs and thought it was impossible to not be able to let yourself out ... he obviously needs to buy a new door ..
     
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    or keep a close watch on his colleagues :)
     
  8. Swifty

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    No colleague present that day so *twirls Poirot moustache* .. it was the customer who asked him to go in and fetch the bones that he mentioned .. both times!
     
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    Very suspicious....he doesn't live near Midsomer by any chance? :)
     
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    Was his pudding black before he used it to force open the door?

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    RACIST !! .. (I'm not sure why I called you a racist just then, it just seems fashionable to shout racist these days so I thought I'd do it)
     
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    HOMOPHOBE! I just think you're afraid of your home.

    (With apologies to Peter Kay).

    maximus otter
     
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    I reckon you're only straight because you're a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body!
     
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    ZENOPHOBE ! .. because you can't handle Zen Buddhists .. you bastard !

    http://www.wordfind.com/ends-with/obe/
     
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    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    That baby looks uncannily like Oliver Hardy!
     
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    Not for long...:axem: :reap:
    If he is, how would he know? :)
     
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    Yeah, that's what I call 'meta-physical'...
     
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    Metaphysical is all one word .. I only know that because I've just looked it up. I still don't know what it means but you've got an honest face Coal so I agree with you.
     
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    Coal is *drumroll* .. COALFACE!
     
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    :D


    (I put the hyphen in to emphasis the 'physical', you know 'good friends'. I don't know why I bother...)
     
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    Misplaces apostrophes really annoy me
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    It's an abbreviation of 'Boneheads'
     
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