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  1. Yithian

    Yithian Keeping The British End Up Staff Member

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    We are now being spammed by barbers from Surrey.

    I shit you not.
     
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    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    Hair! Hair!

    It's like Twitter when you get followed for no discernable reason. I remember a Limerick guy going: Why am I being followed by a kebab shop in Bradford?
     
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    Mythopoeika I am a meat popsicle

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    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    Yeah. If you lived in the general Bradford area then they might follow you to advertise their existence. But Limerick?
     
  5. INT21

    INT21 Great Old One

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    When the guy was asked by GCHQ if he wanted the spammer shut down he responded with


    ..Don't beak away my take away..

    Sorry about that, the old chocolate jingle just appeared min my mind.

    INT21:D
     
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    Yithian Keeping The British End Up Staff Member

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    Chris Morris in disguise.
     
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    CarlosTheDJ Justified and Ancient

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    "the old chocolate jingle"

    Got to be a euphemism for something obscene.
     
  8. INT21

    INT21 Great Old One

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    It was the jingle from the 'Breakaway' ad.

    'Don't take away my Breakaway'.

    INT21
     
  9. Peripart

    Peripart Justified and Ancient

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    What he probably said was:

    I find myself troubled by spam
    And they don't even know who I am
    As if I would grab
    A doner kebab
    When I don't even like processed lamb!
     
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    ramonmercado CyberPunk

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    Yesterday I mention how Tamil Tigers were slaughtered on the beaches in Sri Lanka. I was swiftly followed by a Beach Holidays Twitter account!
     
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