Potarto Jul 14, 2018 at 1:40 AM
That's twice someone's tried to poison me in the last couple of years ..
The new Russian at work?
You might be onto something Ramon
Holy shit ! .. I'll skip the rhubarb leaves in that case ..
Rhubarb leaves are a super food apparently.
Fake news ?
Asda, Sainsburys and Tescos are all to merge and will be known as ASBOS
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Buy that man a fishing rod and he will sell it so he can get pissed.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give him a pen and he'll probably draw a penis - Socrates
In the Ghetto -ooo
It's snowing again .. I'm going to get the bus to work ..
You'd never get planning permission to build a city on rock and roll.
"We built this city, We built this city on rock and roll (without first applying for proper planning permission)"
Doesn't really scan...
What the hell's a jiggowat ?
The same thing as a Gigawatt, but with MOAR Power...also, with Will Smith backing the vocals.
Where's Escargot ?.. and Skinny's told me he's got something else going on for a short while so don't worry about him btw
Next door sound like they're having loud sex. I'm going out.
So you can hear more clearly.
Wotcha, and likewise.
No, that's our Shady
HAHA .. nice one, cheers =)
I found ya very own ringtone :P
The Prodigy is skilled.
... so then they'll stop snoring .. temporarily ..
As long as that person isn't the type to lash out, gently pinching that person's nose will temporarily change their breathing pattern
How do gritter lorry drivers get to work ?
I've just let rip and it sounded like Chewbacca =) .. top that.
She's having login problems from her phone but hopefully that'll get sorted.
I've got photo proof of me AND my sister sitting on his knee .. I'm calling Max Clifford .. we could be sitting on a goldmine!
That it's on two for one special offer this week?
Clove oil is the tits, use a cotton bud stick to pat it on the painful bit, don't get any on you skin though, it burns skin.
FrKadash, clove oil is a natural anasthetic for toothache until you can get back to your dentist ..
You're not losing hair titch, your face is getting smaller.
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