King-Sized Canary, Male
Is Innsbruck mostly harmless? Mar 9, 2018
Is nobody going to sniff Swifty?
Doesn't that make them soggy? Vodka's for corn flakes.
So what did you put on your pancakes?
Most of the time I use raspberry jam on my pancakes.
Will there be disco?
Love disco, Ana Matronic's disco show is one of the best things on the radio these days...
Eugene's in his lair, rising and falling... rising and falling...
That was Randy Crawford...
Maybe he was like a bird, like Nelly Furtado.
What a wonderful bird is the pelican Its beak can hold more than its belly can
@Mr N: I was considering those new Man-Size Flamingo Knees you can get now.
I breathe heavily just going up the stairs. And don't get me started on the state of my knees.
Thanks, but I'm not very good on the phone because of my mumbly voice. It's just too much hassle.
Get one and post your number on here. You'll be inundated with calls.
I don't have a mobile because nobody ever calls me...
Everybody here tonight must boogie Let me tell ya' you are no exception to the rule
If you're thinkin' you're too cool to boogie Boy oh boy have I got news for you
You'll have had your tea?
Scatman John! As I live and breathe!
Look what your brother did to the door!
You didn't go via Scotland, did you? Our railways are so slow you have to allow for an extra hour on your journey. On a good day.
Clowns eat cannibals tho'.
Didn't he do well?
Doubt it, there's more bots than "real" people on the Net at the best of times.
It's like, right in my ear.
Too loud, man, it hurts my ears.
....The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people
I read the news today, oh boy...
Trini Lopez, there.
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