King-Sized Canary, Male
*plays Weekend World theme* Oct 8, 2018
*plays Weekend World theme*
Attention people of Earth - I am rapidly approaching your planet. You will then tell me whether you prefer to surrender - or die!
Whit language is he speakin'?
I did notice you weren't around, yes. Thought you might be testing microphones.
IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!!
Yes, more Mr. Nice Guy.
That'll teach you to have last night's curry leftovers.
No, but that Yeti asked me for your phone number.
It usually is! Not Fortean, but Mark Gatiss' doc on artist John Minton last night was fascinating.
Bellamy's Backyard Safari was basically the botanic TISWAS with all the goop he kept getting covered in.
I had a case of the Megazords earlier this week, but I think I'm over them now.
Why did they cross the road?
Sandwich on Friday.
Toot-toot Tuesday, goodbye!
I must admit I haven't eaten a 1p chew in decades. Now I don't like chewy sweets. So I'll have 50p's worth of flying saucers (apt).
That means 50 1p chews!
...and bring back the kegs of brandy and rum and put them all in the Devil's Cove below.
And that's the time when the smugglers go in their little boats to the schooner...
He drives along with his wild hallooo
When the tide runs low in the smugglers' cove, and the 'eadless 'orseman rides above,
Don't you know Yith you I'm born agaaaaaaiiiin?
Yith or Yithout you
Yith a little help from my friends
Here's Yith, marching along to Colonel Bogey, quite the thing - oh no! Watch out for the detonator! Whoops! How embarrassing!
Oops, I blew up the message board.
*Does run up and flips in mid-air, lands and grins then is congratulated by everyone*
There ain't nuthin' like a Dame! Nuthin' in the world! There ain't nuthin' you can name that is anything like a Dame!
Sad news: my friend's cat died. His little friend, now gone. RIP.
Sorry to hear that, it's very sad.
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