Dinobot

And the answer is - Barbara Cartland!

Neither, and I only answer to Dinobot!

It's lovely and cool here in Sydney!

Now, please change your socks!

potayto!

Sid James haunting you through time isn't as bad as him haunting your nether regions...

A spoonful of Forteana helps the medicine go down...

An entire weekend of Fortean Debauchery lies ahead! What bliss!

Now Boarding: Gate 47

I Beg Your Pardon, I Never Promised Yith A Rose Garden.

With doesn't march along to Colonel Bogey, he dances with Colonel Sanders!

Leave the Trouser Trumpet section alone!

Cherrybomb, welcome back you delightful rogue!

And is then carted away to a safe location...

Posh!

This Australian will NOT be putting shrimps on the barbie - one, that's a stereotype 30 years out of date, and two, they're called prawns...

If your wiki is dribbling, it might be a prostate thing!

Come here, Wot-son, I need you...

Watch out, Shady, Pepe Le Pew is after you...

To paint your mischievous streak, no doubt...

And the problem with that is...?

Happy Mothers Day!

Mr Tumnus?

A pint glass of ruby port?!

When talking about oneself, one has an interested audience!

Rhubarb is just bloodshot celery!

If you have rhubarb growing out of your bottom, seek medical help!

Are violet crumble chocolate bars available outside Australia?

Benny Hill in drag.

Can't make omelettes without breaking a few eggs....